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Are You Bleeding Or Dying Mug
$18.95
- Price in reward points: 1473
- Brand: Bespoke Mugs
- Product Code: BM-911807404
- Earn 147 Reward Points
- Availability: Printed on Order
Are You Bleeding Or Dying Mug
Unless medical attention is immediately required, the conversation is officially over. This is the ultimate triage system for dealing with dramatic children, needy coworkers, or anyone acting like a minor inconvenience is a national emergency. The rules are simple: check for vitals by asking, "are you bleeding or dying?". If the answer is "no?", then the instruction is clear: "ok, sit down.". It is aggressive efficiency at its finest for those running on zero patience.
Style: 11oz Ceramic Mug
Gift a made-to-order mug from Bespoke Mugs to someone special, or treat yourself to a design that speaks to you.
Pour your favorite beverage into the mug and get ready to explore your own customised sipping style.
Colour: Glossy white
Features:
• All mugs have the design printed on both sides
• Handcrafted and designed just for you - each are made per order
• Customised your print colours using the colour chart
Dimensions:
• 11oz: 3.8” h x 3.2” diameter
Care Instructions:
• Microwave and Dishwasher safe
• Use the top rack with mild detergent
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