Warning I Am Retired I Know Everything - Retirement Mug

Consider this a high-visibility hazard sign for anyone looking to win an argument. This mug officially documents the dangerous combination of a lifetime of accumulated knowledge and a schedule that is now completely empty.

It is a blunt warning to friends, family, and unsuspecting neighbours that you are not only right, but you also have "plenty of time to talk about it".

Perfect for the retiree who has traded their professional career for a full-time role as the local expert on everything. It is the ultimate gift for the legend who is ready to share their infinite wisdom, one long, detailed conversation at a time.

Gift a made-to-order mug from Bespoke Mugs to someone special, or treat yourself to a design that speaks to you.
Pour your favorite beverage into the mug and get ready to explore your own customised sipping style.

Colour: Glossy white

Features:
• All mugs have the design printed on both sides
• Handcrafted and designed just for you - each are made per order
• Customised your print colours using the colour chart
    
Dimensions:
• 11oz: 3.8” h x 3.2” diameter

Care Instructions:
• Microwave and Dishwasher safe
• Use the top rack with mild detergent